It's 3 AM. Do You Know Where Your Pants Are?

AHHHHHHH

Ok, so there's something you should know about me and video games.

I have no first person shooter skills whatsoever. Like, reflexes? As soon as that baddie comes on the screen I am done for. I freeze up and start mashing controller buttons blindly, hoping to find a combo that will kill the baddie dead.

Mostly what ends up happening is my character starts flailing and falls off of ledges. Then whoever's in the room with me starts laughing hysterically and asking why in hell did I get the game if I can't goddamn shoot.

I mean, I take martial arts, right? I'm used to people punching or otherwise throwing random objects at my face. But as soon as you add a soundtrack to the fight....*DIES*

BUT ANYWAYS *DRUMROLL*

ahem. I GOT THE FABLE II GAME FOR XBOX 360!!!!

*does victory dance*

I ordered it from Amazon and they say it'll arrive on December 10th, which is way too long to wait but whatever! I'll do a countdown!

It will be awesome and I will totally fail at ALL the fighting, but whatever! It will take over my life!