It's 3 AM. Do You Know Where Your Pants Are?

Shamelessly ganked from jbmcdragon.

Ask any character I've written for advice, and they will provide it, advice columnist style. Your problems or fictional characters' problems both welcome. Management is not responsible for the results of following said advice.

Ash

Also, I'm watching this movie on yahoo that's supposed to show a pod of dolphins playing with an unmanned sea plane and is supposedly hilarious. Well, I see the sea planes, but where the fuckdammit are the dolphins?!