It's 3 AM. Do You Know Where Your Pants Are?

So two days ago I attended sparring class at the dojo. It was going pretty well, like all sparring classes do--I punched people a lot, people punched me a lot, I accidentally cracked one of the dojo mirrors and covered it up with duct tape and hoped no one noticed--when the Bad Thing happened.

( Cut for descriptions of Ash injuring herself/other people injuring Ash in a possibly comical manner )