THERE'S SO MUCH OF IT.
EVERYTHING GOT CANCELLED BECAUSE THERE
ASDLGKASHGWOIR MAKE IT GO AWAY.
Well. On Saturday, I had to go help dig my friend out of her driveway. It was slow going, because I kept on getting distracted and sitting down to take a break.
Stranded!Friend: *peers meaningfully at me, then at the snow blocking her car.* You know, some people actually need to get out of their driveways to get to a paying job on time.
Me: *Making snow angel* You know, some people are just too cheap to contract a snowplowing company to GET them out of their driveways on time, and are reduced to asking their starving college friends to help their skinflint asses.
Stranded!Friend: *brandishes shovel in a vaguely threatening manner*
Me: I have a black belt, you know.
Stranded!Friend: Ask me if I care, Frosty. *Dumps shovel full of snow on me*
So of course there had to be a snowball fight to restore my damaged honor. And Stranded!Friend turned out to have a black-belt in Snow Fort-fu, much to my chagrin. Needless to say that no one got to work on time that day.