gun_smoke_blue: (Dogs: Naoto blorp)
SO I WENT TO SEE IRON MAN 2. WHEN I CAME BACK FROM THE THEATER, I HAD THE PRESSING URGE TO WRITE THIS REVIEW IN CAPSLOCK. BECAUSE IT WAS JUST THAT FUCKING AWESOME.

THERE WERE EXPLOSIONS AND BRIGHTLY-COLORED-MOVING-FAST OBJECTS THAT MAY HAVE BEEN PEOPLE OR POSSIBLY JUST FLYING SPORTS CARS AND THEN STUFF HAPPENED AND DON CHEADLE/ROADIE GOT A SEXYSUIT/IRON MAN SUIT AND THEN HE AND TONY STARK BLEW MORE SHIT UP AND THEN---

SCARLETT JOHANSSEN IN A CATSUIT OKAY I'M DONE I'M DEAD I DIED. DEAD DEAD DEAD. AND THEN SHE PULLED BADASS NINJA LUCHA LIBRE MOVES AND PWNED EVERYONE AND MY BRAIN

SPONTANEOUSLY

COMBUSTED.

and then there was Gwyneth Paltrow in a really tight skirt that only starving midget refugee children could fit in, wearing heels supposedly bigger than Iron Man's dick, but no one really cared about that.

AND THEN MORE SHIT BLEW UP AND I WAS HAPPY AGAIN.

THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PLOT INVOLVED IN THE MAKING OF THIS MOVIE, BUT I CARE NOT FOR TRIVIAL MATTERS LIKE THAT.

IN CONCLUSION:

THIS MOVIE SAILS MY BOAT. OR FLOATS MY BOAT. I AM NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHICH SAYING IS SEMANTICALLY CORRECT, BUT TONY STARK CAN SAIL MY BOAT ANY TIME, BABY.
gun_smoke_blue: (Naruto: Sakura says you're screwed)
Ahaha look at the Wordle I made for my Fallen Leaves application for Maito Gai. IT HURTS ME.







Wordle: Fallen Leaves Maito Gai Application
gun_smoke_blue: (Angelina Jolie is my girl-crush)

Written after pulling an all-nighter, in the grips of hysteria and sleeplessness. I was bored, and so I started typing. Somehow, AU Star Trek Katsuko, a female Centaurion, and a seriously creepy little girl managed to get created.

Read more... )
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 With the weight of the world on your shoulders... )
gun_smoke_blue: (Angelina Jolie is my girl-crush)
This library is cold. My tank top is thin. WHY DO YOU HATE ME WORLD?

...But I found Angelina Jolie icons.

*ponders*

Birdsong

Feb. 25th, 2009 07:17 pm
gun_smoke_blue: (losing my mind)

I am muddled.

 

Winter never ends over here. There’s just white snow grey slush howling wind. The sky has no color and hangs close overhead like an unwelcome stranger. Everywhere is cold everyone is cold. Shouting and screaming in the halls, shouting and screaming in the house. Everybody is tense, drawn, pale, tired of stepping on each other’s toes and dignity. It is suffocating and I want to see the sun again.

 

But.

 

The sun came out today and the snow melted in roaring rivers and streams. My best friend smiled for the first time in a long time and it’s easier to laugh now. My brother still gives me hugs when he thinks no one is looking. I managed to punch my sensei in the face two times and got complimented for it. I read a poem that made me laugh.

 

I took a walk today and I thought I heard birdsong.

gun_smoke_blue: (listening to music)
A getting to know you sort of thing. comment pleas! :)


1. Can you cook?

2. What was your dream growing up?
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